“In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” - Rita RudnerĢ9. “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.” - Billy ConnollyĢ8. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita RudnerĢ7. By then it's too late." - Frank SinatraĢ6. "A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. “Make sure you have date night even if it's once in a blue moon because most of the time you’re just too tired and you’d actually prefer to sleep." - Chris HemsworthĢ5. “People say, 'Jeez, it must be hard to stay married in show business.' I think it's hard to stay married anywhere, but if you marry the right person, it might work out.” - Tom HanksĢ4. "Love is the same as like, except you feel sexier." - Judith ViorstĢ3. "Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." - Will FerrellĢ2. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’" - Michelle ObamaĢ1. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” Prince Phillipġ9. "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchillġ8. “When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” - Molly McGee Famous Funny Quotes About Marriageġ7. “She is the only evidence of God I have seen, with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.”- St Elmo's Fireġ6. Now I catch her in my pockets." - Joginder Singhġ5. "Before we got married I caught her in my arms. “My wife is a psychologist… Not only does she know when I’m being a jerk, but she knows exactly what type of jerk I’m being.” - Lee Judgeġ4. If I let go, she shops.” - Henry Youngmanġ3. “My wife dresses to kill, she cooks the same way.” - Henry Youngmanġ2. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.” - Jack Bennyġ1. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse." - Henry Youngmanġ0.
Joyce Brothers Funny Marriage Quotes About Wivesĩ. "My husband and I have never considered divorce.murder sometimes, but never divorce." - Dr. “You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!” - Bill MaherĨ. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?”- Janet Periatħ.
And some mornings I just let him sleep." - AnonymousĦ. “Marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” - Phyllis Dillerĥ. “What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” - Cindy GarnerĤ. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allenģ. "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest perhaps they're too old to do it." - Ann BancroftĢ.
It will also help with comic timing and keeping your guests engaged. How many of the lines can you actually remember? Surprisingly tough isn't it? However, I bet you'll recall whether it made you laugh out loud or not."Īdding humour to your speech will help to strike that magic balance between sweet and sentimental, funny and endearing - whether you're part of the happy couple or the wedding party! Marc Blakewill from wedding speech writing service All Write On The Night points out: "Think about a memorable speech from a wedding you've attended. It's why we reckon it's always a good idea to throw some funny marriage quotes into the mix. Don't get us wrong, we love a romantic quote about love and marriage but sometimes too much of the sweet stuff can get a little soppy.
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